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The Squirrels Of Oak House

They're watching you right now. The squirrels are everywhere. I believe that this nation could be overcome by a band of demonic grey squirrels within the next 2 years. What evidence do I have for this? Just take a look below. This diagram shows all the observed squirrel activity in a single week.

Map Of Recent Squirrel Activity

I have personally seen a woman walk into a known squirrel hotspot, never to return. Recently, the squirrels attacked an innocent bird. Luckily, this bird escaped, but others might not. In another incident, a squirrel attacked Drew, reportedly brandishing some kind of weapon. How can we fight such a powerful foe? We know that the squirrels like nuts, and live in and around trees. I propose that, to save humanity, we must fell all of the trees. Only then can we be ready to fight them on a level playing field. I have also noticed that we may have some allies in the pigeons and the foxes of the country. I will soon be publishing more evidence of their plan, such as the planting of trees atop buildings, so that you are able to recognise and avoid these heathen.

Photographs

Links
The Squirrel Cam
Squirrel Attacks
Cooking Squirrels
Squirrel Hunting
Squirrel Hunting (Better)
Artist's Impression Of An Evil Squirrel
A Squirrel

A Recent Newspaper Report

Recent Terrorist Squirrel Activity